I'm a Dinasaur. Duh

There are two things the Culkin boys need to survive: Sex clubs and women completely out of their league. So, of course, here’s Scarlett Johansson posing with the Crazy Horse dancers in Paris on Wednesday after Kieran Culkin took her there on a date. – Oh, yeah, that’s happening now. – And in his defense, it’s kind of a sweet gesture on his part because it shows he took the time to find out her interests instead of just dragging her along to stuff he likes. “So I hear you like naked stuff. Well, then… ♫ Come with me.. and you’ll be.. in a world of pure imagination… ♫”

(Tell me I’m not the only person who sings that song every time they walk into a nudie bar.)

YES.

I’m reading game of thrones and I love the fact that he won the emmy more and more every chapter about Tyrion Lannister.

A craftsman named Astromark built this half-scale TARDIS as a playfort for his cat Kaylee, thus distilling the world wide web’s collective interests into an adorable series of photographs. If his schematics are to be believed, the Doctor frequently spends his days listlessly capering around…

See you later, guys. I’m gonna be busy making this for my cats for the next couple of months. 

Why would you ruin this?!

The superficial speaks the truth.